What is this?(upbeat music) Why is there an egg on my table? Hey guys, this is Austin and welcome to a very peculiar episodeof Mystery Tech, this is– What, unprocess your food.

A rapid egg cooker? What, you want me tocook an egg right now? This is really the way thatMystery Tech is gonna go today? Oh, it’s the Prime Day special! The Dash Rapid Egg Cooker, it’s one-touch cooking in 360 watts.

That’s a lotta watts, my friends.

How much was this on Prime Day? – [Ken] 12 dollars.

– 12 dollars? A relative bargain.

It seems pretty straightforward.

We’re literally looking at a power button, so I guess as long as you don’t leave your eggs in too long it’s okay? Ah, this is a whole thing.

I just thought I’d just putit in here and hit the button.

I didn’t realize I haveto actually like do stuff.

So I’m going to pour the water in.

All right, that’s not acrazy amount of water.

Next up, I want to attach the boiling handle and drop it on top.

The scary part is goingto be poking a hole in the egg ’cause I feel likeI’m about to like break it.

This is a bad idea, is thisreally how you do this? (clicking)Oh! Okay, I did it, I did it.

This seems reasonable.

I’m gonna spin it around so it looks a little bit nicer on camera.

Um, all right, well thisis a really short cable, but I can fix that.

What is it on, wait, I just plugged it in.

That means it’s on already? Wait, wait, wait, no, no, it’snot supposed to be on yet.

I didn’t start my timer, wait.

Okay, I’m gonna start atimer for four minutes.

Look, I am not responsiblefor any injuries that may or may not occur dueto the use of this egg cooker.

But, I mean, I think I did it right.

There’s water in it.

There’s a hole in theegg in case it explodes, or whatever that does.

There’s steam, it feels very warm.

Actually, that’s super hot, I shouldn’t touch that.

This seems very reasonable.

I see no reason why in three minutes and 32 seconds Ken will not enjoy a very soft-boiled egg that has been– It’s not poached, right, that’s not what this is? That’s a different thing? We are done.

(timer beeping) Now, should I open it, it should be okay, right? Ooh, that’s hot, okay.

Ooh, that looks pretty boiled to me.

Look, nothing caught on fire and there’s– Almost all our water was boiled off, too.

I think we actually got the right amount.

Hey, look at that.

It actually is boiled and not liquid-y and droopy and making a mess.

Whoah, what was that? The Opolar Laptop Cooler.

Oh, wow, that.

Okay.

What are, wait, why? Okay, so this is going tobe an external laptop cooler because that always is a good idea.

Step one, assemble the– Assem– Assmeble– Assmeble the laptop coolerwith the silicon shroud then push the coolertoward the exhaust vent until the shroud completely covers it.

That doesn’t look suspicious or anything.

(flicking)(laughing) Look, I don’t know whythey made it flesh-colored, but we’re just gonna move right past that.

(laughing) They got a great deal on someextra flesh-colored materials.

Okay, so I’m guessing that’s gonna be it.

This looks, no, there’s no way that’s– This is not okay.

Okay, so with our OpolarLaptop Cooler ready, let’s turn it on and see what happens.

It’s a fan, it’s blowing air out this side and sucking it in from the laptop.

The only problem withthings like this is that, well, that’s not how this works because there’s already heat being exhausted.

Putting a suction on one end is not going to help the fan spin any faster.

It’s just taking the hotair that’s coming out of the laptop and making anoise and exhausting it out.

So if you wanna do thiswith your laptop all day by all means, go waste moneyon Amazon like Ken did, but I think it’s time to move to the next thing so I can let go of the flap.

Oh my, why, why? (sighing) You bought a TV.

What is this even? The Toshiba Fire TV.

Um, can I ask how much ofour money you wasted on what I’m sure is going to be your new TV? Oh, 250, that’s actually not too bad.

So if you can’t tell our unboxing space not really meant forsomething that’s this big.

So the deal with this is it’s actually going to have Fire TV built in.

So not only do you have (bleep), but you’re also going tobe able to have access to Amazon Prime.

(sighing) This thing is so huge, dude.

(plastic crumpling) Uh, that, that’s broken.

Oh wow, okay, so– Oh, look there’s even likecondensation inside of that.

That’s not what you wanna see on your brand new TV even for 250 bucks.

Man, that’s pretty bad.

Well, I gotta say, we’veseen a lotta things on Mystery Tech, but thisis gonna be a new one.

I don’t really think there’s a whole lot I can do about this one.

Bose? This is not weird, this is not terrible.

Did you get some reasonable stuff? So we’ve got the QC 25s aswell as the SoundLink Micro.

How much was this? Oh, wow, 70 and 100 dollars? That’s actually a pretty solid deal.

Man, I don’t know what to doabout things that are actually functioning and arenot total garbage town.

This is a really newbit of territory for me.

Wait, why are these made for iPhone? They’ve got a 3.

5 mm cable onit, how is it made for iPhone? What? All right, so they come in a pretty nice-looking carrying case.

Now, these are goingto be noise canceling, but unlike the higher-endmodels they are not going to be Bluetooth so you aregoing to need a 3.

5 mm adapter.

Wow, I like the way these feel though.

So there’s a lot offlexibility as far as you can rotate them, the headbandfeels pretty good.

Man, I gotta say, Idon’t spend a lotta time with Bose stuff, but their noise cancellation is so impressive.

I mean, it absolutely justsucks any kinda background out.

I mean, I think this is an easy one.

If you’re able to pickthese up for 100 bucks, I mean, that’s a no-brainer.

Those are really, really nice.

Just make sure you havethat noise cancellation on.

Next up we have the SoundLink Micro.

And I know this is actually a very popular Bluetooth speaker.

One of the main features here is that not only is it supposedto sound pretty decent, but, that’s kinda weird, but okay, we’re also going to be getting– It’s going to be not only waterproof, but also reasonably rugged.

(slow hip hop music) Okay.

All right.

I mean, for such a tinyspeaker, I’m really impressed with how loud that gets.

And there’s actually afair bit of bass, too.

I think a lotta times whenyou get these small speakers they’ve got a good amount of bass, but it’s kinda overpowering everything, it’s not really that clear of a sound.

But, I mean–(hip hop music) For 70 bucks, this is a no-brainer.

At 100 it’s a littlebit more questionable, but, still, that’s a lotta power in what’s a waterproof, nice little chassis.

I gotta say, Ken, this isactually not garbage town.

Good job.

What is this? What, Ken, Ken, oh my god.

So, I don’t know whatan Automaton Sweets is.

So, first of all, you hold it.

Second of all, you moveit, and then you make music with it and then you have a happy face.

Never fails, Ken gets me allexcited with something cool and then he brings me right down to earth with some stupid crap thatI’m probably gonna hate.

Oh, what, what is this? Why does it do that, Idon’t want it to do that.

That’s not okay.

(gadget squeaking) Okay, that’s kinda fun.

(high-pitched squeaking) (laughing)(gadget squeaking) (low-pitched squeaking) And that’s the hard out.

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